She's rather large. 

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 07/08/2016 at 22:06 • Filed to: Arachnid-lock

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And covered in hundreds of little ones. The reflections on her back are of her babies’eyes

Spaceball-Two > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:09

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I'm normally an advocate to leave them be but I draw the line at piggy backing hordes. Burn it all down.

djmt1 > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:14

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Nope...

Ah, yes.

BKosher84 > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:25

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Well.. Time to burn the house down.

$kaycog > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:27

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Obligatory.

hp7015ca > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:27

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So cute. Will name her Charlotte.

PushToStart > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:32

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Oh no. Fuck no.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:36

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No. No. HELL no.

Funktheduck > hp7015ca 07/08/2016 at 22:40

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Charlotte dies

Funktheduck > Spaceball-Two 07/08/2016 at 22:41

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Tried to relocate her with a cup and paper but she ran away. Near 100 degree temps tomorrow should roast her in the garage if she doesn't leave

Rainbow > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:45

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Well I was going to go home tomorrow but I think I’ll stay away from Georgia forever now.

Birddog > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:47

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I found a few in the house last night. Nope!

I’ve had my fill of flying bitey things, ants and spiders indoors.

The house gets bombed tomorrow and the yard gets a good layer of insecticide as well.

hp7015ca > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:53

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But her minions LIVE! Mwahahaha

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:54

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Can we get the “Kill it with fire!” Gif in here?

shop-teacher > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:57

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That would be instantly smashed if I were there.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Funktheduck 07/08/2016 at 22:59

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We have tons of these things around here. I always forget these bastards are covered in babies and not just hairy so I step on them and then kick myself as I watch all the little ones go scurrying off. Also, I’ve found plenty in my garage when it is over 100 out, so I don’t think the temps do much to them.

bubblestheturtle > Funktheduck 07/09/2016 at 00:24

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Required

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 07/09/2016 at 00:35

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I always have a pocket knife so I am big on stabbing things to fix them. Only made that mistake once with a spider like that. In my wife’s words “you screamed like a little bitch, what happened?”

Funktheduck > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 07/09/2016 at 00:47

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I could kill it. I won't.

Funktheduck > Birddog 07/09/2016 at 00:48

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Be careful with the pup and poisons.

Funktheduck > Rainbow 07/09/2016 at 00:49

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If I can catch her I can bring her to you. And her babies. I can leave her in a box on your porch

Funktheduck > shop-teacher 07/09/2016 at 00:49

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Eh. She's in the garage. I'm in the other side of the house.

Birddog > Funktheduck 07/09/2016 at 01:11

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For sure!

There’ll be a thorough cleaning before reentry. We’ll be gone almost all day anyway. I promised him he could go swimming tomorrow.